Jarinus Rhymes With Vaginus

So many people are fucking lame
They can’t figure out our name
It starts with Jaret and ends with Linus
That’s why it’s pronounced Jarinus
It’s not Jarenus (NO!)
It’s not Jaranuse (WHAT?)
It’s not Jaranus (THAT'S A PLANET!)
It’s Jarinus (JARINUS!)
Jarinus rhymes with vaginus
It’s not that hard to fucking say
Unless you’re a big dummy
It rhymes with Linus or your hinus
Mother fucker it’s pronounced Jarinus
It’s not Jaerosmith (NO!)
It’s not Jarack Obama (THAT'S JUST DUMB!)
It’s not Kobe Bryant (NOT EVEN CLOSE!)
It’s Jarinus (JARINUS!)
Jarinus rhymes with vaginus
and all the people say
Jarinus rhymes with vaginus
HOLY CRAP IT’S TRUE!
Jarinus rhymes with vaginus
IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT FUCK YOU!
Jarinus rhymes with vaginus