I Can Do That

I’m watchin’Sis
Go pitterpat.
Said,
«I can do that,
I can do that.»
Knew ev’ry step
Right off the bat.
Said,
«I can do that,
I can do that.»
One morning Sis won’t go to dance class
I grabbed her shoes and tights and all,
But my foot’s too small,
So,
I stuff her shoes
With extra socks,
Run seven blocks
In nothin’flat.
Hell,
I can do that,
I can do that.
I got to class
And had it made,
And so I stayed
The rest of my life.
All thanks to Sis
(Now married and fat),
I can do this.
That I can do!
I can do that.