Gaga-Plause

I recorded this song while getting a mas-sage
I spent the past several months hiding in my ga-garage
Since I’ve been gone others have tried to claim the Gaga-crown
When Miley tries to be me, she looks like a slutty clown!
Now lets try on some bras, with claws, and balls
I’m digging through my closet, tryna find an outfit, 'cause I can’t decide what
to wear for this video
Gaga La Cage
Aux Folles
Montage!
Gaga: «What if I dressed up like a bug,»
Background Dancer 1: «That's not your best look.»
Gaga: «-while standing naked behind Doug!»
Doug: «I have to go to work.»
Gaga: «There's nothin' coverin' my butt!»
Background Dancer 2: «That's not a new thing.»
Gaga: «Maybe I should call up Tim Gunn…»
Tim Gunn: «What are you doing?!»
Gaga: «D-E-S-P-E-R-A-T-E»
Tim Gunn: «Is this a spelling bee? That skirt’s not making it work, don’t twerk.
Gaga: «R-S-T-L-N-E-»
Tim Gunn: «Quit playing Scrabble please. You’ll get no more help from Tim Gunn,
I’m done.»
Gaga: «Some times my lyrics are un-in-tel-li-gi-ble,»
Background Dancers: «what?!»
Gaga: «-because I put em-pha-sis on wrong syllable (s).»
Background Dancers: «Ohhhhhh!»
Gaga: «I like to read Dean Koontz
And Dean Koontz likes to read to me.»
Background Dancer 3: «You shouldn’t be bragging»
Background Dancer 4: «He's not that good.»
I was once full of shit now, I think shit is full of me!
Check out my pixel bra, bra, bra, bra, bra
Hotter than menopause-pause
Give me gaga-plause-plause--plause
Hey everybody stop dancing and cheer for me
'cause I’m ya boss, ba-boss, ba-boss
DO IT!
Background Dancer 5: «This song is better than Roar!»
Background Dancers 6 & 7: «That song is SO dumb!»
Background Dancer 8: «Katy Perry freakin' sucks!»
Background Dancer 9: «She had work done.»
Here comes a spoiler alert!
I am Ga-God
Watch the Church get all butt-hurt
And I’m Gaga-Claus!
I H-A-T-E Y-O,-U-R
Triple word score, I won