The Night Before the Funeral

The night before the funeral, I got some —
I sneaked a young girl up the stairs and past my mum
I took off her clothes and I played with her bits
And she did the same but it took ages for me to cum
Too drunk and getting old…
It was a lovely show for a God I don’t believe in
I couldn’t sing a single note at the service
When they did «how great thou art»
All I could think of was my old LP of hymns by Elvis
There’s no such thing as sin…
There’s no such thing as sin…
I said to Laura, «i hope I know you forever
And when I’m going, I’m going the viking way
Lay me in a boat with my favorite things
And set me on fire and send me on my way
Kick me out to sea»
There’s no such thing as sin…
There’s no such thing as sin…