I'm a Better Anarchist Than You

I don’t drive a car because they run on gas
But if I did, it’d run on biomass
I ride a bike, or sometimes a skateboard
So fuck off all you drivers and your yuppie whores
Sitting all day in the traffic queues
I’m a better anarchist than you
I don’t eat meat; I just live on moldy chives
Or the donuts that I found in last week’s dumpster dives
Look you people in that restaurant, I think you are so sad
When you could’ve been eating bagels like the ones that I just had
I think it is a shame all the bourgeois things you do
I’m a better anarchist than you
I don’t wear leather and I like my clothes in black
And I made a really cool hammock from a moldy coffee sack
I like to hop on freight trains, I think that is so cool
It’s so much funner doing this than being stuck in school
I can’t believe you’re wearing those brand new shiny shoes
I’m a better anarchist than you
I don’t have sex and there will be no sequel
Because heterosexual relationships are inherently unequal
I’ll just keep on moshing to Anti-Flag and Clash
Until there are no differences in gender, race or class
All you brainwashed breeders, you just haven’t got a clue
I’m a better anarchist than you
I am not a pacifist, I like throwing bricks
And when the cops have caught me and I’ve taken a few licks
I always feel lucky if I get a bloody nose
'Cause I feel so militant and everybody knows
By the time the riot is all through
I’m a better anarchist than you
I don’t believe in leaders; I think consensus is the key
I don’t believe in stupid notions like representative democracy
Whether or not it works, I know it is the case
That only direct action can save the human race
So when I see you in your voting booths then I know it’s true
I’m a better anarchist than you
I’m a better anarchist than you