Equivalencies

Faceboy=pleeny
Christ=shovel
Sex=Hiroshima
Antelope=love
Condom=expressway
Grapefruit=Satan
Penis=pliars
Fish=tornado
Sanitary napkin=monkey wrench
Umbrella=doorknob
Surgeon=moonpie
Scissors=sausage
Vagina=Australia
Secret sauce=apocalypse
Glove=cantelope
Flower=guitar
Jesus=porkpie hat
Peace=used car
Shit=farm
Abstract expressionism=Boston cream filled doughnut
Mysticism=dot matrix
Dog=flute
Yellow=war