Let's Do It

Birds do it, bees do it Even educated fleas do it Lets do it, lets fall in love
In spain, the best upper sets do it Lithuanians and letts do it Lets do it, lets fall in love
The dutch in old amsterdam do it Not to mention the fins
Folks in siam do it — think of siamese twins
Some argentines, without means, do it People say in boston even beans do it Lets do it, lets fall in love
Romantic sponges, they say, do it Oysters down in oyster bay do it Lets do it, lets fall in love
Cold cape cod clams, gainst their wish, do it Even lazy jellyfish, do it Lets do it, lets fall in love
Electric eels I might add do it Though it shocks em I know
Why ask if shad do it — waiter bring me
«shad roe»
In shallow shoals english soles do it Goldfish in the privacy of bowls do it Lets do it, lets fall in love
Transcribed (from the stated recording) by todd peach
Other verses Ive seen in print follow:
In old japan, all the japs do it Up in lapland little laps do it Lets do it, lets fall in love
The chimpanzees in the zoos do it Some courageous kangaroos do it Lets do it, lets
Fall in love
Im sure giraffes on the sly do it Even eagles as they fly do it Lets do it, lets fall
In love
Electric eels I might add do it Though it shocks em I know
Why ask if shad do it — garcon de
«shad roe»
The world admits bears in pits do it Even pekingeses at the ritz do it Lets do it, lets
Fall in love
The royal set sans regret did it And they considered it fun
Marie antoinette did it —
With or without napoleon