Alphabet Song

Well there was Anna from Austin
and Betty from Boston
And Caroline from down in Tennessee.
I was out to get
through the alphabet
Until I hit that terrible Z.
Well L was a breeze
With Lottie and Louise.
And M with Mavis and Marie.
I had little trouble;
With most, I could double
Until I hit that terrible Z Then I met Xona
From way out it Pamona
I said, «this is fate, I complete.»
But I thought what chagrin
when she told me in the end
It started with an X and not Z.
Now I’m looking for Zelda
Cause I’ve never held a Girl whose name begins with a Z.
And I’m gonna hate myself
If I die and don’t date my self
A girl whose name begins with a Z.