Take Me Or Leave Me

MARK
Valentine’s Day… Pan across the empty lot. Roger’s down
at Mimi’s where he’s been for almost two months — tho’te
talks about selling his guitar and getting out of here.
(Still
jealous jf Benny)…God knows where Collins and Angel
are… could be that new Shanty Town by the river or a suite
at the plaza… Maureen and joanne are rehearsing. That
is if they’re speaking this week… Me? I’m here. Nowhere.
MAUREEN
Every Single Day
I Walk Down The Street
I Hear People Say,
Baby’s So Sweet
Ever Since Puberty
Everybody Stares At Me Boys-Girls
I Can’t Help It Baby
So Be Kind
Don’t Lose Your Mind
Just Remember That I’m Your Baby
Take Me For What I Am Who I Was Meant To Be And If You Give A Damn
Take Me Baby Or Leave Me Take Me Baby Or Leave Me A Tiger In A Cage
Can Never See The Sun
This Diva Needs Her Stage
Baby-Let's Have Fun!
You Are The One I Choose
Folks’d Kill To Fill Your Shoes
You Love The Limelight Too, Baby
So Be Mine Or Don’t Waste Your Time
Cryin'-Honeybear-Are You Still My Baby?
Take Me For What I Am Who I Was Meant To Be And If You Give A Damn
Take Me Baby Or Leave Me No Way-Can I Be What I’m Not
But Hey-Don't You Want Your Girl Hot!
Don’t Fight-Don't Lose Your Head
Cause Every Night-Who's In Your Bed?
Who’s In Your Bed, Baby?
Kiss Pookie
JOANNE
It Won’t Work.
I Look Before I Leap
I Love Margins And Discipline
I Make Lists In My Sleep
Baby What’s My Sin?
Never Quit — I Follow Through
I Hate Mess — But I Love You
What To Do With My Impromtu Baby
So Be Wise
This Girl Satisfies
You’ve Got A Prize But Don’t Compromise
You’re One Lucky Baby
Take Me For What I Am MAUREEN
A Control Freak
JOANNE
Who I Was Meant To Be MAUREEN
A Snob-Yet Over-Attentive
JOANNE
And If You Give A Damn
MAUREEN
A Lovable, Droll Geek
JOANNE
Take Me Baby Or Leave Me MAUREEN
And Anal Retentive!
BOTH
That’s It!
JOANNE
The Straw That Breaks My Back
BOTH
I Quit
JOANNE
Unless You Take It Back
BOTH
Women
MAUREEN
What Is It About Them?
BOTH
Can’t Live-
With Them-
Or Without Them!
Take Me For What I Am Who I Was Meant To Be And If You Give A Damn
Take Me Baby Or Leave Me Take Me Baby
Or Leave Me Guess I’m Leavin'
I’m Gone!