Hot And Cold

Thank you
Well there is something I wanted to touch upon this evening
I don’t remember if I had spoken about it here or…
in other parts of this wonderfull land you call
the Isle of whatever the hell you call it
Everybody has got a different name
It is pretty…, whatever
Anyway
Whatever dude, Ok, here
The problem is, and what I wanted to bring up
A little thing I like to call Hot and Cold
Listen
That is the sound of Hot
ssshhhhhttttt.
That is the sound of Cold
Listen again
Hot
Cold
In America we have a thing cold two faucets and one spigot
Over here, everywhere we go, like backstage right now
There is a faucet for the fucking hot water and one for the cold water
And I can’t mix them together
I BURN my hand, and then I FEEZE my hand
And then I BURN my hand and I FREEZE my hand
No, no, no, no, … no clapping
It’s you’re problem not mine
I’m just wondering, anyone having the same problem
I’m just checking
Hot, hot, hot, … BURN
Cold, cold, cold, …FREEZING
Hot, hot, hot
Cold, cold, cold
I WANT BOTH
In one spigot, hot and cold making warm, warm
Feel the warm water
It’s not BURNING
It’s not FREEZING COLD
It’s in the middle, its warm warm
I can’t wait to get back out to my warm water
I just wanted to share that
Thank you very much