The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing

Thing-fish:
Welcome to the quentin robert de nameland video chapel of economic worship!
Ensemble: (singing)
Some take the bible
For what its worth
When it says that the meek
Shall inherit the earth
Well, I heard that some sheik
Has bought new jersey last week,
n you suckers aint gettin doodly!
Is all de mammys really wrong,
If wes wandrin aroun
Wit de nakkin on?
Big ol lips like a duck,
While wes singin dis song,
(evil prince, people, he caint do nothin!)
Thing-fish:
You say yo life a bum deal,
n yo up against de wall?
Well, people, you aint got no kinda
deal at all!
Now de shit dey be doin
Down in washingtum,
Ensemble:
Dey just takes care
Thing-fish:
Dey takin care
Ensemble:
Of number one
Thing-fish:
O number one,
Ensemble:
An number one aint you!
Thing-fish:
Oh no! it aint you or you!
Ensemble:
You aint even number two!
Thing-fish:
(push de button, pull dat chain,
Out come dat lil brown
Choo-choo train!)
Ensemble:
Those jesus-freaks,
Well, theyre friendly, but,
The shit they believe
Has got their minds all shut,
An they dont even care
When the church takes a cut!
(aint it bleak when youve got so much nothin?)
Thing-fish:
So whaddya do?
Ensemble:
Eat that pork!
Eat that ham!
Laugh till ya choke
On billy graham!
Brown moses, aaron, n abraham:
Theyre all a waste of time,
n its your ass thats on the line!
Thing-fish:
Wohhhhhh, heah me talkin to ya, now,
Its your ass thats on the line!
Ensemble:
Do what you wanna,
Thing-fish:
Ohh! do what ya wanna!
Ensemble:
Do what you will,
Thing-fish:
Do what you will!
Ensemble:
Just dont mess up Thing-fish:
Dont mess it!
Ensemble:
Your neighbors thrill,
Thing-fish:
Dats right!
Ensemble:
n when you pay the bill,
Thing-fish:
Aww, when ypay de bill…
Ensemble:
Kindly leave a little tip,
Thing-fish:
One-adam-twelve…
Ensemble:
And help the next poor sucker
Thing-fish:
See de sucker…
Ensemble:
On his one way trip!
(some take the bible!)
Thing-fish:
Aw, gimme a half a duzzning fo de hotel ruim!