For Science

There has been a spacecraft sighted
Flying high above the sky
Sirens declare there’s one among us from Venus!
Volunteers! We need volunteers!
Soldiers to meet them
Have no fear. Have no fear. You will be killed right away
I will date the girl from Venus
Flowers die and so will I
Yes, I will kiss the girl from Venus for science
I’m so brave. I’m so brave. I’ll be her love slave
He’s so brave. He’s so brave
He’ll be her love slave forever
Yes! I will date the girl from Venus!
Flowers die and so will I
Yes, I will kiss the girl from Venus
For science!
Let’s get those missiles ready to destroy the universe!