Hooker

I’m pathetic, I’ll admit it
Ain’t no hoes that’ll let me hit it
I tried so hard, spent so much cash
Makes no difference, I get no ass
I go to the titty bars and make it rain
Get a lap dance, but it ain’t the same
I even tried all the dating websites
It only led to more lonely nights
But just as I had a date who no-showed
I seen this hottie, so my car slowed
It was a hooker, and I had fifty bucks
So my dick she sucked
And
I fucked a hooker, and I liked it
Cost me a fifty, but she could ride it
I fucked a hooker, and I liked it
Cost me a fifty, but she could ride it
Call me John, and I’ll say, «That's right»
I had a hooker on my dick last night
And yes, she was a meth head
And yes, she stunk up the bed spread
And yes, she had syphilis
But I wore a rubber when I split the guts
I don’t give a fuck. I got no time
To date and buy hoes expensive wine
I ain’t tryna buy you a piece of steak
With this hard-earned money I make
But I pay for the neden. Thank you, Miss
Fuck for an hour but never kiss
You’re probably thinking that I’m dirty
That’s okay, 'cause I think you’re nerdy
The same damn ho that you fucking love so much
Charged me fifty bucks
And
I fucked a hooker, and I liked it
Cost me a fifty, but she could ride it
I fucked a hooker, and I liked it
Cost me a fifty, but she could ride it
What can you buy with a fifty spot?
You can get some neden, if she’s hot
It ain’t you fault she needs the cash
It’s a fair trade; you need some ass
Hey baby, you want me to suck your cock for fifty bucks?
You want mama to come sit on your lap, honey?
Come on, baby. I know you got fifty bucks. I’ll your butt for ya
You want me to get that brown eye? Come on. It’s only fifty
I fucked a hooker, and I liked it
Cost me a fifty, but she could ride it
I fucked a hooker, and I liked it
Cost me a fifty, but she could ride it
(Just fifty bucks!)
You want me to your mustache for you, honey?
(Just a fifty spot!) (Hell yeah!)
Come on, baby, you want felcher?
(Oh yeah!)
Fifty bucks, baby
(I got a hundo on that!)
I know you want some pussy, baby
(Oh, you only want fifty?)
You want a Cleveland steamer?
(Ooh!)
Cash me out
(Count me in!)