My Favorite Things: NOT!

Pink bows on poodles in cute doggie sweaters
credit card statements and IRS letters
waking before the alarm clock goes off
these are the things that always
piss me off
Clicking of pens random tapping or drumming
stop lights that stay red when nobody’s coming
doctors when they say turn your head and cough
these are the things that always
piss me off
People that don’t bathe and sit right beside you
cats who like petting then suddenly bite you
people who don’t cover their mouths when they cough
these are the things that always
piss me off
telephone bills that have hidden charges