LAPD, you need to handcuff me
Handcuff me
I forgot to take my meds, it’s going to my head
So I got a drink instead
So crazy like a clecto
Freaky freaky freako
Let’s give them all a freak show
Standing in the middle of this party, party
All my jack up I feel my heart pounding
Pounding, alarm is sounding
LAPD you need to handcuff me, I’m saying
Handcuff me
LAPD you need to handcuff me, I’m saying
Handcuff me
I’ll be party in jail, no need to pay my bill
Officer, I caught a tail
There’s a kid in that uniform
Someone give me some chloroform
I want to ride his unicorn
Standing in the middle of this party, party
All my jack up I feel my heart pounding
Alarm is sounding
LAPD you need to handcuff me
I’m saying handcuff me
LAPD you need to handcuff me
I’m saying handcuff me
Who brought the elephant?
Oh that’s irrelevant
I wanna take it for a ride yeah, just for the hell of it
Standing in the middle of this party, party
All my jack up I feel my heart pounding, pounding
Standing in the middle of this party, party
All my jack up I feel my heart pounding, pounding
Alarm is sounding
LAPD you need to handcuff me
I’m saying handcuff me
LAPD you need to handcuff me
I’m saying handcuff me
Who brought the elephant?
Who brought the elephant?
I wanna take it for a ride yeah, just for the hell of it