Room Service

Room service
Yeah, hi, this is room 3000, can I order some room service, I’d like a really
hot guy with ripped abs please
Mmm-hmm, and how would you like that?
Erm, with no drama, preferably
Certainly, Miss Foo-Foo
Can I also get, um, a plate of love, an owl (mmm-hmm), a zebra (go in),
and a sewing kit to mend a broken heart (honey, werk) and a bottle of your
finest fabulous, please
Multi-fabulous, coming up
Thank you