Pop Top Hop

Bobby woke up wrong side of the couch
Tryin to remember what he said last night Ouch
Walkin around a holdin his head
Stepped on a beer can beside of the bed
He did the Pop top hip hop
Jump around and poor Bobby can’t stop now
New dance craze maybe not
But its the pop top hop
Bobby’s girl Darlene was mad ya see
Gone off to Walmart on a spendin spree
It was household items was where she snapped
All the Walmartians made a circle and clapped
They did the dust mop hip hop
That man he can just drop dead
New dance craze maybe not
But its the dust mop hop
Hey Bobby found Darlene in the parking lot
They made up right there on the spot
And she grabbed his face and kissed Bobby hard
They got caught by the security guard
They did the rent a cop hip hop
He’s got a gun and he says please don’t stop
New dance craze maybe not
But its the rent a cop hop
Dust mop hop
Pop top hop
There is a wrong side of the couch