The Ass And The Hole

This modern age we live in, it’s hard to figure out
If anybody out there has a clue what they’re about
There’s twisted trend and psychic friends and tabloid UFOs
The wisest man, the best laid plan might still say, I don’t know
What do you think?
I say, well
It must not be that different
The ass and the hole in the ground
They often are mistaken for each other I have found
Oh, and life rewards the ones who try until they got it down
The difference between their ass and a hole in the ground
Yeah, politics and OJ, everybody hears enough
With Mona talking it changes a mind that’s been made up
We got presidential pillow talk, know just what to say
Whatever side you’re on, one thing’s for certain either way
It must not be that different
The ass and the hole in the ground
They often are mistaken for each other I have found
Oh, and life rewards the ones who try until they got it down
The difference between their ass and a hole in the ground
In the morning paper, in the evening news it seems so easy tell
When the Lord looks down at the things we do
He might get angry and He might say
Well, it must not be that different
Yeah, life rewards the ones who try until they’ve got it down
The difference between their ass and a hole
Yeah, their ass and a hole
The ass and the hole in the ground