If I Was Famous

Ain’t it funny how the girls I like always seem to forget to text me back?
I think it’s money, a BMW, a submariner blue Rolex, some things I lack
Somewhere out there, someone has that
If I was famous, I’d be on a beach
With a stunning girl like Hilary Duff
Lovin' every day and getting away with stuff
Somebody’d catch us kissin' and laughin' as we chase the sun
Just a normal day in the life
If I was famous x2
Shiny shoes, tailored pants, navy-silk blazer from France
Perfect hair, all the girls stare, but I got my queen for romance
Love, love, love like the Beatles fan-girls gave them
Screaming, never listening to the music
If I was famous, I’d be on a beach
With a stunning girl like Hilary Duff
Lovin' every day and getting away with stuff
Somebody’d catch us kissin' and laughin' on the way home
Everyday would be like this
If I was famous x2
Is this what life’s about?
Scoring girls and passing out?
Searching for true meaning
Sure, I love the beach, but I’ll never feel free
With the paparazzi always behind me
I’m a shy guy, it’s not what I need, but I like to dream
If I was famous, I’d be on a beach
With a stunning girl like Hilary Duff
Lovin' every day and getting away with stuff
Somebody’d catch us kissin' and laughin' on the way home
I’d own a whole beach
If I was famous x2
If I was famous, I’d show off my rev to a beautiful girl like Nina Dobrev
Whoever the girl, she’d text me back
But at the end of the day, the life ain’t for me
I’ll take loneliness over the paparazzi
I wanna be free
I’m much more now than I ever would be
If I was famous
If I was famous
I’m safe in La La Land
Think I’ll stay here 'til the end