Hoo Hah!!!

These are the fists that break one thousand bones
These are the boots that break ten thousand more
I am the man whose shadow walks alone
Quick like the wind, mind’s eye of the storm
Hah!
Hoo Hah!
Hoo Hah!
Hoo Hah!
In order to achieve maximum force and power within a single blow
A man looks not to the strength of his bicep and pec muscles, he must look
within
Internal force, ch’i or dorma, taught by the wise ancients of the East
I am in possession of such force, with this force these fists become numb to
pain
They’re like sledgehammers that can pulverize bone to powder
With this force, the warrior dances with the strength of the Alaskan grizzly
And the cunning of the great American eagle
Understanding and becoming one with pain is a necessary part of any warrior’s
spiritual journey
Wading into the river is not enough, one must swim in a stream of pain in order
to truly be free from it
This is my destiny, I am Bunny LaMonte
Six degree black-belt karate master, hello?
Hah!
Hoo Hah!
Hoo Hah!
Hoo Hah!
Hah!