Landlord Is a Wanker

There is a pub
In tumbridge wells
Where the landlord is
A wanker
Yes he has a girl
She don’t notice me
And I don’t understand what she sees in him
No I don’t understand what she sees in him
Cause hes a wanker
The landlord is a f*ckin wanker
The landlord is a f*ckin wanker
The landlord is a wanker
She looks good
But she don’t like me
She thinks I’m rather dirty
And ugly
She is nice
Oh whats she doing with him
If she was my girl
Id give her what for
I don’t understand
What she sees in him
Cause hes a wanker
The landlord is a f*ckin wanker
The landlord is a f*cking wanker
The landlord is a f*cking wanker
What a c*nt!
But hes a wanker
The landlord is a f*cking wanker
Hes also a f*cking c*nt!