No No Song

A woman that I know just came from Columbia
She smiled because I did not understand
Then she held out some marijuana aha
She said it was the best in all the land.
Then I said «No, no, no, no, I don’t smoke it no more,
I’m tired of waking up on the floor
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze
And then it makes it hard to find the door»
A lady that I know just came from Mallorca, Spain
She smiled because I did not understand
Then she held out a ten pound bag of cocaine
She said it was the finest in the land
Then I said «No, no, no, no, I don’t — it no more
I’m tired of waking up on the floor
No thank you, please it only makes me sneeze
And then it makes it hard to find the door»
Ay, ay, ay, ay
Ay, ay, ay, ay
Ay, ay, ay, ay
Ay, ay, ay
A woman that I know just came from Bulgaria
She smiled because I did not understand
Then she held out some shiver bitch
She said it was the best in all the land
She wasn’t joking
Then I said «No, no, no, no, I don’t drink it no more
I’m tired of waking up on the floor
No thank you please, it only makes me sneeze
And then it makes it hard to find the door»
Then I said «No, no, no, no, I can’t take it no more
I’m tired of waking up on the floor
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze
And then it makes it hard to find the door»