I was sittin at the bar drinkin G dub Light
Mindin my business, so I won’t get beat up, right?
But I guess I accidentally had my charm turned on
Because this girl started touching me, saying «your arms are strong»
I’m tryin to brush this dirtbag off my shoulder
She’s tryin to get in my jeans, and so I told her
I don’t wanna be around you, get the hell home
But instead she stuck around, took out her cell phone
Like «you done did it now, you ain’t all that
My boyfriend’s gonna beat you with a baseball bat
Until your face falls flat, in a pool of blood»
Jesus Christ, you need to cool it slut
Like what the fuck is this? I was mindin my business
Then you come up dumb slut, tryin to kiss this
When apparently, you have a man at home
But I wouldn’t call muscle, even if I had a phone
(You're gonna wish you never got up this morning asshole
Cause my boyfriend is gonna fuck you up)
God Damn it would you leave me alone?
I’ve been mindin my business would you please start mindin your own?
For five seconds, could you leave me alone?
I’ve been mindin my business would you please start mindin your own?
I bought me a drink, then took off with the drink
But she’s followin me, bitch get off of my dink
At this point, her hired goon shows up
I said «hired» because she probably pays him with you-know-what
And holy shit he’s like a whole foot taller than me
Pissed off and in my face, now he’s all I can see
He’s talkin bout how I’ve got a lot of nerve for
Hitting on his girl and I’m about to get murdered
«Asshole, your girlfriend was hitting on me
Not the other way around, she’s ugly»
He’s tryin to shove me, it only got worse when
I say «I don’t wanna look like we’re fighting over your girlfriend»
«why's that?» he asked, «Cause I have standards»
At this point he takes a shit in his pampers
He fed me shots until I said «I had enough of those»
Then I turned and hit his girl, and broke her fuckin nose
Woke up in the hospital, hey it was worth it
I say what I mean and I say it on purpose
I said it to be mean so I may have deserved it
I bet he thinks he taught me not to play with his person
(roll up your window and mind your own)