There Goes My Date With Doug

I am just a teenage girl
Looking forward to my date with Doug
He’s a favourite with all the girls
But he picked me out of the crowd
I’m sure looking forward to my date with Doug
I’m sure looking forward to my date with Doug
There goes the date with Doug
There goes the date, there goes the date
There goes my date with Doug
There goes the date, there goes the date
I play football in the school team
I come top in all the exams
I will be just like my mom
And I wanna be just like my dad
Life won’t be so bad
There goes the date with Doug
There goes the date, there goes the date
There goes my date with Doug
There goes the date, there goes the date
My brother kicked his football
It smushed in my face
I got a broken nose
I got a broken nose