Jeeves And Wooster

If I Had A Talking Picture Of You
If I had a talking picture of you
I would run it every time I felt blue
I would sit there in the gloom
Of my lonely little room
And applaud each time you whispered:
'I love you, love you!'
On the screen the moment you came in view
We would talk the whole thing over, we two
I would give ten shows a day
And a midnight matinee
If I had a talking picture of you!