Pickles from the Jar

I say «dance», you say «dance»
I say «France», you say «France»
You’re from Adelaide, I’m from Hobart
I say «Hugh», you say «Grant»
I say «pot», you say «plant»
You’re from Adelaide, I’m from Hobart
We couldn’t be more contrary if we tried
Oh, chalk and cheese, we rarely see eye to eye
I am dumb, you are smart
We are fifteen years apart
You’re from Adelaide, I’m from Mars
I say «ooh», you say «ahh»
I am careful, you like scars
I like pickles from the jar
We couldn’t be more contrary if we tried
Oh, chalk and cheese, we rarely see eye to eye
I say «you», you say «am I»
You like mornings, I like nights
I love you 'til the day I die
You say «Christopher», I say «Walken»
You love, I love Christopher Walken
I guess at least we have got one thing in common
We couldn’t be more contrary if we tried
Oh, chalk and cheese, we rarely see eye to eye