Batman Smells (a Rebuttal)

It’s Christmas Eve at the Hall of Justice
and Aquaman is wearing a Santa cap
Superman is mixing up the egg nog
and Wonder Woman is sitting on his lap
The Hawk Man is putting the star on the tree
The Boy Wonder seems to be out of town
The Green Arrow is hanging the stockings
The Caped Crusader is nowhere to be found
Cause every year some children ruin Jingle Bells
By incorrectly proclaiming that Batman Smells
But I don’t think that Batman smells
When he rings his bat jingle bells
and I don’t think that Robin laid an egg
Yeah I don’t think that Batman smells
if he did, how could you tell?
I just know that the Joker got away
The Martian ManHunter said they should search for them
Don’t they know that song is just a joke
The Flash found them hanging out at a hotel bar
They were drunk on whiskey and diet coke
The Green Lantern comes and aims his power ring
creates a Green Guitar and then begins to sing
Refrain