Cement Slippers

My girlfriend loves everything at the beach
Except the water, the sand and the sun
Here comes the water
My boyfriend loves everything about me
Except the endless hours of therapy
Here comes the water
Here comes the sun
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And it weighs a ton… on me
And it weighs a ton… on me
And it weighs a ton
My boyfriend loves everything at the bar
But the music, the smoke and the booze
Here comes the water
My girlfriend loves everything about me
But when I stare at the girls as if I’m free
Here comes the water
Here comes the sun
Chorus
Water rushes over me
Sand pours for eternity
Sun cooks skin extra crispy
The slipper fits me heavily
Here comes the water
Here comes the sun
Chorus