It's True

I made you a cake so warm and blue
I made you a cake it’s true
I made you a cake so warm and blue
But I never heard a word from you
I sent you a kiss wrapped in string and glue
I sent you a kiss it’s true
I sent you a kiss wrapped in string and glue
But I never heard a word from you
Talked to the mailman, he told me what he knows
Down in the cellar where no one ever goes
All the bottles and boxes with the ribbons undone
And a little dead mouse at the bottom of one
Just a little dead mouse at the bottom of one
So I got me some candy and I covered it with hair
Set it on fire underneath the basement stairs
When the ashes were done, I threw them in the lake
And I never heard a word from you