I Know A Girl

I know a girl
Her name is Alice
She’s a part time model
And an Oxford Scholar
She wears her hair in
Platinum plats down her back
She’ll start to stutter if you make her nervous
And if she’s got a face for the world
And she’s getting bigger everyday that she works
So if you ask me do I know someone for the job
Yeah I know a girl
I know a girl
I know a girl
Her name is kitty (kitty)
She’s got freckles all over her body
And when she goes to Paris
She’ll turn back around
Cause she’s a Cold Chisel,
Gang Gajang kinda girl
And if she’s got a face for the world
And she’s getting bigger everyday that she works
So if you ask me do I know someone for the job
Yeah I know a girl
I know a girl
Oh why do you turn from me sister
Ooh oooooooh
I know a girl
Her name is…
She’s been sleeping with my boyfriend
I could do anything
Kick her face in
But I guess I’ll settle for artistic revenge
And if she’s got a face for the world
And she’s getting bigger everyday that she works
But if you ask me do I have bridges to burn
Yeah I know a girl
I know a girl
Yeah I know a girl
I know a girl
Yeah I know a girl
I know a girl