The Bathroom Song

Bathroom mirror’s upside down
Ceiling has a crack
Tap washer needs replacing
Toothpaste’s lost its cap
Deodorant spray is empty
Bath has lost its plug
I’ve tried different shampoos but
Every time I shake my head it snows!
Every time I shake my head it snows!
Every time I shake my head it snows!
Every time I shake my head it snows!
Every time I shake my head it snows!
Bathroom mirror’s fallen down
Ceiling’s on the floor
Water’s round my ankles
Running past the door
Deodorants pray forgiveness
Conditioned as I am
I’ve tried different shampoos but
Every time I shake my head it snows!
Every time I shake my head it snows!
Every time I shake my head it snows!
Every time I shake my head it snows!
Every time I shake my head it snows!