Tooth Fairy

I wouldn’t want to be a tooth fairy
Way down under the sea
I wouldn’t want to be a tooth fairy
Sharks would be bothering me
I wouldn’t want to be a tooth fairy
Way down under the sea
Every day, every night I would be busy
Sharks have so many teeth
That is why they like to eat
Biting, tearing and crushing
All kinds of meat
Rows and rows of teeth
A conveyor belt you see
When one falls out, another moves in
It’s too much work for me
Every day the same old thing
Believe me it’s not cheap
Putting quarters under pillows
When most sharks seldom sleep
10,000 teeth lost
But things could be worse
Sharks must be the richest fish
That’s why they have a mermaid’s purse