Intro / The Signing (skit)

Yo, what’s goin' on, man?
Hey boy, what’s poppin', I’m down (ahh.) uh. hey ahha you know? ok.umm.
Did you take a chance to look at the contract?
Yea.we got--we got the contract ready--ready for you to sign today
How we look… today?!
It’s lookin' good everything is ready umm. but uhh.you sure you’re ready
to--you gonna be a
Ruff Ryder now huh? big time stuffer.'Ryde or Die'.here we go.
I’ve--I've been waitin' my whole life for this man.so.let's do this
Well.here you go. sign right here. initial here (mm-hmm) there you go (right
here?)
yea.tha--that's it.
Okay.(there you go) you are signed now. it's--it's--it's--it's a wrap (rap)
huh?
yea.Ryde or
Die.okay.
Yo.wow.what up yo?
Yo.get his contract man. let me see this
I just signed today yo. ain't we gonna work on an album right now?
Forget your album man. do you know how to fight dawgs?
Dawgs--we gonna meet DMX yo?
(Mmhmm) Man. stop playin' man. we not gonna meet DMX man. do you kno' how to do
donuts?
I wanna be a Ruff--donuts? naw…
On a bike man. do you know how to ride a bike. (I'm kinda hungry)
Do you know how to ride a bike? Di--Di--Did you hear him?
Yo.you got a Hawk?
A hawk?.. you mean like. birds?
You got a gun?
(naw.a gun?.. why would i ne---i rhyme yo.)
Here--here take that
(yo.hold that?)
Now don’t point it at me.
forget your freestyles. it's over
(it's gonna go on the album though right?)
(cool.cool.cool)
yo.you gotta get past lifestyle first.