Who Named The Days?

I never slam the door these days
Then again, i’m never here
And you know where to find me
With my oldest friend I hold so dear
Who named the days?
Who named this mess?
I don’t care what she says
I need to get out less
Me and him go back a long way
And his advice has always been shite
But he knows how to make me laugh
I’ve never bothered if he’s right
Who named the days?
Who named this mess?
I don’t care what she says
I need to get out less
But sometimes when I’m with him
I just stop being me
And he knows, on my own, I could never be
The man he’s always wanted me to be
He makes me treat girls like shit
He makes me lie to them and use them
I think he loves to watch me playing games
And he loves to watch me lose them