Meanwhile, At The Bar, A Drunkard Muses

There are no set rules to follow
Just a big black gaping hollow
That we fall into and hope that it means love
And the beasts snapping at your feet
Keep barking that you’re incomplete
Ignore them, but heed the beasts above
So when you see me coming
You better whistle or start humming
Cause otherwise I’ll tell you now that I’ll just walk right by
Because lover when I drink I’m dosy
But I fancy getting cozy
And I heard a rumour that I might have caught your eye
So come on darling, break my heart
Mess me about and shag all my friends
Cause we can’t waste what we can’t even start
And its best to go out with a bang
When a wee disaster ends