I'm No Racist, but... (Skit)

He’s no- he’s no- he’s no racist- racist, he says
But he just doesn’t understand why Native Americans are in a tizzy-tizzy-tizzy,
he says
He thinks protests over mascots are, in a word, ridiculous. Why?
Utterly ridiculous
Protest-protest-protesting in this country is not over the Native Americans
People protest- people protest over everything
And one thing I can say is I’m not a- not a -not a racist, I just feel like
it’s getting ridiculous
When its 500−500−500 years since Columbus-Columbus-Columbus came in the country
Why don’t we let- learn by our mistakes? Let it go, let it go, let it go
Everybody live together
Why- to me it’s ridiculous