I Got Excited

Something keeps tapping on the window over there
The wind is blowing colder, we should learn a longer prayer
And as I dream about the girl I left down in the willow grove
The kettle starts to whistle on the stove
I put my knife on it!
I got excited!
Somebody stop me
I want to bite it
God help me, Satan behind me
Dig another hole in the ground
And hang me for hanging around
Well you may think me wicked, but I’m not the only guy
You know there’s plenty in this bar here done worser things than I
Considering the past of that girl you’re hitting on
You’d better get your pistol out of pawn
I put my knife on it!
I got excited!
Somebody stop me
I want to bite it
God help me, Satan behind me
Dig another hole in the ground
And hang me for hanging around
When I’m called upon to reckon, I’ll beg the mercy of the Lord
Yeah, but every single thing I’ve done I did when I was bored
So let the wind take the skins, and let the sun bleach the bones
Let the river wash the blood off of the stones
I put my knife on it!
I got excited!
Somebody stop me
I want to bite it
God help me, Satan behind me
Dig another hole in the ground
And hang me for hanging around
Yeah, and hang me for hanging around