The Introvert Song

People bug me when they interrupt me with calls
And unannounced visits
And on top of that when they chat about nothing at all
And I ask what is it?
I do have a lot to do
Can you return at two?
I will not be here by then
Just leave what you need me for
On a note on my door
So I can ignore it my friend
You may think it maddening when you ring my answering machine
And I m right there listening
But I d like to hire my own secretary who’s mean
Someone who says things like
Mr. Mayer can t be reached
He is not in, you see
He s in a meeting till ten
I suppose I could take your name
Who are you anyway?
Please never call here again
If I see you before you see me in the hall
Then while you re not looking
I ll find the nearest bathroom and hide in the stall
Till I think the coast is clear
Then I will take a peak
And, if you re gone, I ll sneak
Back to my private abode
There in my world of one
I have a lot more fun
Because people bug me you know
I do have a lot to do
Can you return at two?
I will not be here by then
Just leave what you need me for
On a note on my door
So I can ignore it my friend
People bug me when they interrupt me with calls
And unannounced visits
And on top of that when they chat about nothing at all
And I ask what is it?