Thanks For Nothin'

Well the bank called this mornin’and they told me the news*
That you’re now the proud owner of whatever you choose
Between the cars and the mortgage, I’ll just wish you the best
But to help me start over I have one small request…
I’ll take a penny for the heart you broke
I think that’s only fair
It ain’t worth a penny more you know
Since you’re not there
I’ll take a penny for the troubled mind
And another for the tears I’ve cried
A little somethin’to ease the fall
Thanks for nothin’at all
Well I sat down last night and I worked up the figures
Just what you have cost me over sixteen-odd years
And it may sound cold-hearted but I thought you should know
Just how much I’m losin’and how much you owe…
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