Dork at 12 O'Clock

And there I stood
Facing a remote control
Camera
Well, well
Did he come back
Did he come?
Did he come back
Did he come?
This argument is
Right out of his greatest hits
Just because
Well, well
Did he come back
Did he come?
Did he come back
Did he come?
That stuff gives him a bang
There’s nothing like that man
Just a
That stuff gives him a bang
There’s nothing like that man
Just a
And there I stood
Facing a remote control
Camera
Well, well
Did he come back
Did he come?
Did he come back
Did he come?
We both catch a cold
That’s what I’ve been told
And we both catch a cold
That’s what I’ve been told
He had me glued to my
Seat with this crap