Ride, My Little Pony, Ride!

Riding through the fields
The sun beating down
Your mane is so beautiful and long
Raised you from a foal
Our bond knows no bounds
And so I sing our little pony song
Ride my little pony, ride!
Slay all our enemies
Trample on their corpses
And feast on their remains
RIDE
RIDE, RIDE
RIDE
RIDE, RIDE, RIDE, RIDE, RIDE
Stopping by the stream
So you can have a drink
The days with you are so serene
I love your clippy clop
As we trot into town
I’m so high on dopamine
Ride my little pony, ride!
Slay all our enemies
Trample all their corpses
And feast on their remains
Trample, smash and break all of their bones
Tear into their guts and eat their spleens
Every day with you is the best day
I love my pony in every single way
Galloping for days
The wind in my hair
They said they could catch us but they’re wrong
Your coat is so smooth
We will kill them all
And so I sing our little pony song
Ride my little pony, ride!
Slay all our enemies
Trample all their corpses
And feast on their remains