All for Charity

You’re such a sweetheart;
charity is your way of living
You’re not the person ever taking;
you’re always giving
To create a better world your house
seems animal M*A*S*H*
And all your money’s spend on
sewing kids in Bangladesh
Animals, poor kids; but one group is in bigger despair
They’re abused, beaten, insulted and no one seems to care
ELFS
ELFS
ELFS
ELFS
There’s no real difference between
kids sewing and Elfs wrapping
Both work hard and got used to their boss
swearing and slapping
Those sweet Elfs are «the chosen ones»
to scoop the reindeer poop
So below animals
they’re the worse treated deprived group
Animals, poor kids; but one group is in bigger despair
They’re abused, beaten, insulted and no one seems to care
ELFS
ELFS
ELFS
ELFS
ELFS
The crème de la crème
ELFS
Of Santa’s Slavery System
ELFS
The worlds biggest scam
ELFS
Is Santa’s Slavery System
ELFS
The crème de la crème
ELFS
Of Santa’s Slavery System
ELFS
The worlds biggest scam
ELFS
Is Santa’s Slavery System
But Elfs make me present after present
They’re my youth, my dreams; they’re pure tradition
Elfs are our culture and I’m no peasant
That’s why dismantling can’t be my mission
So help us to continue the great work
Send all your money straight to the North Pole
Cause all kids would go totally berserk
When their culture would be robbed from it’s soul