Christmas Trap

363 Days a year all’s fine
They all celebrate this free-fought lifestyle of mine
But when I tell them: «I don’t like Christmas that much»
They react as if I just kicked them in the crotch…
Why can’t all accept Christmas ain’t the same for me?!
Suddenly I’m «just» single and don’t own a tree
They think: «It's Christmas and awww… the cards life dealt her…»
Acting as if I’m homeless an they’re the shelter
Then a package from you was delivered
Wrapped in Christmas paper; what a surprise
As soon as I unwrapped it I shivered
It appeared to be filled with Butterflies
And they took over my body and soul
A zillion Butterflies taking control
Yes! Pour your Christmas love all over me
Please lay yourself under my Christmas tree
All naked with just one thing to unwrap
Oh baby, catch me in your Christmas-trap
I just hate all the fake smiles around Christmastime
Cozy with your behated in-laws can’t feel fine
But the spirit of Christmas ain’t dead when we start
To ask where we’d be when we would follow our heart
Cause a package from you was delivered
Wrapped in Christmas paper; what a surprise
As soon as I unwrapped it I shivered
It appeared to be filled with Butterflies
And they took over my body and soul
A zillion Butterflies taking control
Yes! Pour your Christmas love all over me
Please lay yourself under my Christmas tree
All naked with just one thing to unwrap
Oh baby, catch me in your Christmas-trap
All talk their talk on «peace on earth» and «God bless»
But what about steamy Christmas lustfulness?!
Yes! Pour your Christmas love all over me
Please lay yourself under my Christmas tree
All naked with just one thing to unwrap
Oh baby, catch me in your Christmas-trap