How's Santa Gonna Find Us (In a Fallout Shelter)

Jing, jang, jingle, jangle, bing, bang, boom!
Jing, jang, jingle, jangle, bing, bang, boom!
How’s Santa gonna find us in the fallout shelter?
How’s Santa gonna find us in the fallout shelter?
He’s coming soon I know it
Jingling all the way
With toys and book and candy
Loaded on his sleigh
Well, Rudolph’s nose will be glowing of course
But this year there’s something new
All the other reindeer and the whole darned sled
And the snow will be glowing too
How’s Santa gonna find us in the fallout shelter?
How’s Santa gonna find us in the fallout shelter?
I wonder if old Frosty had a meltdown
Or if anything’s standing up there
I wonder which country was right or wrong
But I don’t think anyone cares
Everyone’s got a white Christmas this year
At least everyone that’s left
Well, it’s a nuclear winter wonderland
A white world of frozen death
How’s Santa gonna find us in the fallout shelter?
How’s Santa gonna find us in the fallout shelter?
Come a-Christmas Eve he’ll be looking all around
How’s he gonna find us, when we’re hiding under ground?
How’s Santa gonna find us in the fallout shelter?
Then I woke all snug in my bed
With the Christmas bells ringing outside
And the gifts 'round the tree left no doubt all
Yeah, Santa had been here last night
I forgot all about that terrible dream
As I joined in the laughter and mirth
No one could be as stupid as our ancestors were
When they blew up that place they called Earth
How’s Santa gonna find us in the fallout shelter?
How’s Santa gonna find us in the fallout shelter?
Come a-Christmas Eve he’ll be looking all around
How’s he gonna find us when we’re hiding under ground?
How’s Santa gonna find us in the fallout shelter?
Jing, jang, jingle, jangle, bing, bang, boom!
Jing, jang, jingle, jangle, bing, bang, boom!