Shitty Record Offer

The obnoxious model-beating lead vocalist of a certain
chart-topping heavy metal glam-rock band, although he can’t be named for legal reasons, he sings your favorite mid-80's TV theme songs.
(Singing in the background) Now the world don’t move to the beat of just one
drum
What might be right for you, might not be right for some
(Singing) Different strokes, different strokes to the world
Including that irresitable ditty.
(Singing) Charles in charge, of our days, and our nights
Available exclusively on Cheese Factory Records.