The Story Of The Return Of The Red Baron

First reports indicate the downed tripe was piloted by none other than Manfred
von Richtofen, the Red Baron himself.
We have no way of confirming this, but the general consensus is that no one
could have survived the crash, as a large fireball was seen coming up from the
hills where the plane went down.
Radio Berlin has emphatically denied that the Baron is dead.
They do admit that Richtofen’s plane was brought down, but they insist he made
good his escape and would soon fly again — and rid the skies of the Allies.
If indeed the Baron is dead, the planned Allied offensive might proceed on
schedule.
Here now from Redsector-One, somewhere behind the lines is an on the scene
interview with a pilot who actually took part in the air battle this morning.
This is Pierre De
Claire from the Redsector-One somewhere behind the lines.
And with me today is one of the Allied pilots who was in the air doing today‘s
battle with the Richtofen flying circus.
Tell me, sir, did you see Richtofen’s plane go down?
Right you are, (gov) he went down like a shot through the clouds,
and a (camel) on his tail.
givin it to him proper.
Ah yes, but did you see the plane crash?
Golly no, Bub; I was a bit busy right about then with two of them (blommies) on
me own tail.
As you can see reports from the battle zone are nonconclusive.
The Allied offensive must begin.
The Red Baron must be kept from the skies.
Time is running out.
As (the Fuhrer) wonders, what has become of the Red Baron?