The Stanchion Gas Credo

Always subtle as indicated
Extra-special fashion and dark lenses
No counterfeit
Exchanging minions for pocketwatches
It’s a property tax war
We’re threadbare, we’re from here
Don’t blame us
Clayfood luncheons
When stomach acids are neutralized
Hotel banquets where guest speakers are canonized
And soon forgotten
The coveted warmspot and now knowing:
The secret’s in the stanchion gas credo