Elaine Elaine

Elaine, she had a funny name
Both names the same
Elaine, she drifted far away
I never saw her again
Elaine Elaine
She was painfully plain
Abnormally normal
That’s what I liked about her
Elaine, lived on a radar range
For reasons unexplained
Elaine, she never spoke for days
Some found that strange
Elaine Elaine
Never surfed on a wave
Never been to California
Grew up on the prairie plain,.
And she never went to parties
Cause she couldn’t dance at all
Some called her a wall flower
Some said she looked more like a wall
Elaine Elaine, never tasted champagne
Drank dirty water from the river
That’s what I liked about her
Elaine Elaine, only listened to new wave
Never heard of Quiet Riot
I wish I could say the same