Hymn for the Telephones

When I do bad things
She makes the phone ring
She has no faith in my faith
And I’m regretting
Not wearing
Long-sleeved shirts to her place
I should have persevered
With the girl I always wanted to
Lose my virginity to
The girl I always wanted to
Lose my virginity to
And now I’m older
I should have told her
How I felt when we were younger
She don’t talk to me
She just talks at me
And tells me that nobody else wants me
I should have persevered
With the girl I always wanted to
Lose my virginity to
The girl I always wanted to
Lose my virginity to