The Overachievers

I bought a house with you*
We settled down with cats
There wasn’t much to do
So we just sat and watched the TV
And smoked weed
We drove a biocar
'Cos we all love the earth
It didn’t get us far
And always sounded like a walrus
With ulcers
We surfed at Malibu
So we could see the stars
And when the sun fell off
We’d drive back slowly
to Topanga
Then once that wasn’t enough
We gave up on our jobs
And bought back all our time
To spend it walking in the forest
HELP! ME!
HELP! ME!
I bought a house with you
We settled down with cats!
There wasn’t much to do
So we just sat and watched the TV